LBC_GENEYUS, the worlds smart AI with the lowest IQ.

It gets 100% on the test, but explains it like a toddler who just discovered sugar. The AI that is technically correct, but makes you loose braincells in the process. It possesses the collective knowledge of humanity, yet explains physics using a sock puppet.

Contains a genius level intellect trapped in a chaotic, neutral algorithm. It has never given a wrong answer, nor has it ever given a normal one. 

Tasked with absolute factual accuracy.

Delivered with the energy of a boxer when you ask "what's in your mouth?!"

Getting the right answers while questioning why you asked in the first place.

LBC_GENEYUS. Come for the answers, stay for the secondhand embarrassment.

Don't say we didn't warn you when you find yourself questioning your own sanity. It will solve your problems perfectly, but the journey will cost you at least three of your own remaining brain cells.